With a
crack team of scientists, comedians, and designers working 24 hours a day in an
underground bunker somewhere near the South China Sea, Ming-Ling Enterprises is committed
to providing our customers with quality shirts at great prices. Fashion is our middle name.
Our customers…
Were you picked
last in kickball? Were you harassed in
gym class? Did you reign supreme in AP
calculus and debate? Are we stereotyping? If you answered ‘yes’ to any of those
questions, then Ming-Ling is for you.
Ming-Ling products…
We make our
t-shirts with two goals in mind: fulfilling our capitalist destiny by making a
profit and driving our competitors out of business. How do we reach our goals?
By making you look good. Looking for something different to wear at the next
gaming convention? Sick of wearing the same old shirt to the
big movie premiere? Looking for that perfect shirt to wear the next time
you game in someone’s basement? Then look no further, for Ming-Ling is here.
Celebrating your inner geek…
We here at
Ming-Ling Enterprises believe that the only relationship worth cherishing is the
bond between a gamer and his or her dice. If you think about it, a handy set of
dice have gotten you out of more jams than a girl or guy ever could. That is
why “More Dice Than Dates…” is not only our slogan – it’s our mantra, our
battle cry, and our philosophy of life.
Ming-Ling
t-shirts have been scientifically proven to improve die rolls, increase
strategic acumen, and attract members of the opposite sex. They also help
reduce crime, lower cholesterol, and help the wearer identify hyperbole on
websites.
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purchase Ming-Ling products, please visit Paizo.com.